Why can't the whole world just be fire retardant?

What a long day!

I spent the first 8 hours of work attending fire safety training and because of it I think I can be clinically diagnosed as a "pyro-hypochondriac", if there is such a term. As I sit at my computer I'm just waiting for something to spontaneously combust.....which is known as a "flash over" for those who are not as fire savvy as I have recently come to be.

Please check your fire alarms and clean out your lint traps because I'm freaking out over here.

Anyway, I'm thankful today is over and my warm bed is waiting for me!